She Bid Me Take Life Easy

I've done this before--
took off my socks and lay down on my futon.
back propped on a pillow.

I closed the door
so no one would see me lying
here. I've done this before.

Call me a whore
if you want, but I'm just impersonating Kathy from Baton
Rouge, propped here on my pillow.

So, what other clothes
am I wearing? Well, I've got my Sax-Zim
Bog t-shirt on. I've worn it before

when I felt all horny-
like, as I do now. Huh, I practiced Black Sally Goodin'
on my fiddle last night, with my back propped on this very pillow!

So now I feel like singing Down by the sally
gardens my love and I did meet. She passed the sally garden
on little snow-white feet. Here's my pillow!
I've done this before!