Two Roads
How lucky to have my Yokel books to work on! But do they keep me from normal human intercourse? One of these days I'm gonna have to get a move on. Depends on how far-gone we think I am--so much the worse for me to have my lucky Yokel books to work on! It's all about how hard it is to get a hard-on when you're in your seventies, so Goodbye, books, I gotta getta move on! No matter what perspective I take upon what my last days will bring, I'll likely just get on my horse and ride on back into these Yokel books I'm working on. Neither alternative really belongs in the world because of the force of gravity that keeps anything from getting much of a move on for long. But I'll never admit that I was wrong when I offered myself my own flesh as the price of beauty. OK, then, I'll just get a move on and resume my Yokel books.